But first a little background:
Me, my husband and a friend of us have a food blog where we cook and eat strange and more or less bizarre recipes from the 70's (link here but the blog is in Swedish. The pictures may prove to be universally horrifying regardless).
One recipe, that we made TWICE in the last year, has reached almost a legendary status among us and our readers: Stuffed cabbage!

It's, in short, an awful recipe and when we realised there was an 18th century version of the recipe in a digitised 1751 cookbook, we knew we had to make an 18th century themed meal (the book can be viewed in full here. Search for "Elzberg". It is in Swedish, of course).
And we did.
This is me, the merry cook, posing outside before her evil deeds began:


Enough! Bring on the food!
We decided to make two dishes in addition to the cabbage (because it was very unlikely that it would be at all edible) and decided on "Ferserad kalops" (i.e. minced kalops; kalops being a typical Swedish beef stew) and "Shokolad-miölk af brynt miöl" (i.e. Chocolate milk made from browned flour).
The cabbage was going to boil for THREE HOURS so we started out with that...
It's harder than you think to make a cabbage hollow. And it can be quite dangerous but a spoon is a great help.
The excess cabbage was going to be finely chopped and used as stuffing and I quickly decided to use my not-so-historical kitchen machine for this task.
As you can see in the picture, the cabbage was filled with this mixture (I tasted it at this point, and it wasn't bad at all! Sort of sweet. And cabbage-y)...
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And we moved on to the minced beef thingies.
I must admit - the recipe called for beef that was supposed to be finely chopped, mixed with some suet and then chopped some more. How about - no? I just went for store-bought minced beef. So sue me.
Anyway, the beef was shaped into small patties that were to be placed in a larger pan on top of each other. I had a bad feeling about this but decided to stay true to the recipe.
Then water, butter and cloves was added. These hamburgers were to simmer in hot water rather than being fried, you see. The image below didn't make me more confident in this recipe...
But things started to look better after we took them out of the pan. I had feared that everything would've merged into some horrible mush but my suspicions were unjust! The hamburgers looked... perhaps not tasty, but not like something out of an horror movie either!
Served on the table:
Well, I'm sorry to have to tell you that they didn't taste at all! They were completely devoid of any flavour which was really strange. I guess the water stole all their flavour away.
So - it wasn't bad but not good either (we used the leftovers a few days later in a spicy tomato sauce, though, so all's well that ends well!).
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Curious how the cabbage is faring by now?
Well, after a mere hour, we started to realise that the bread in the filling was swelling a bit more than expected...
You see, this cabbage was supposed to be served with a dressing/sauce made from cream, egg yolks and nutmeg...
It was looking great for a while; it even looked great until the moment the sauce was to be poured over the cabbage...
Then it scrambled and all hope was lost forever. Sensitive viewers are hereby warned:
So - what it was really like?
To be honest, four out of five people found it pretty much revolting - even those who doesn't object to cabbage normally. Mostly because of the grotesque appearance of the dish and secondly because of the funny sweet flavour that almost made it more suitable for the dessert table (a dessert table in hell, that is).
I, for one, almost liked it. Yes, it's true. I even cleared my plate. I may not have had a second helping, but overall, it was better than it looked.
Will I make it again? Ha ha ha. No.
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Now there is time for the actual dessert - Chocolate milk made from browned flour.
There is something very interesting about this dessert. Want to know what?
It doesn't contain chocolate!
It's - basically -chocolate milk without chocolate! Chocolate for the poor. That's where the browned flour comes in, to give the "chocolate" a brown colour. Amazing.
So, according to the recipe, I started to brown the flour in a hot frying pan, making sure it didn't got burnt.
While the flour cooled off, I heated milk in a pan with sugar and a piece of cinnamon. When it began to boil, the flour was added little by little.
Surprise, surprise! This was quite nice and most of the guests agreed. It tasted of cinnamon and sweet milk - no hint of flour at all! It was a little on the thicker side so I should have been a little more careful when I added the flour to the milk but overall - a nice treat before bedtime, this was (or as the recipe concluded: "One can use it in the evening").
If you have read this far, you're awesome! Thanks for looking.
Here's how the recipe for the "chocolate" from the 1751 cookbook looks like:

This made cackle with laughter! Thanks for sharing your (mis)adventure, it sounds like a memorable evening.
ReplyDeleteOh my! I'm almost tempted to make the cabbage myself (note that I say 'almost'). It was quite a looker!
ReplyDeleteWhat cookbook was it you used?
You were so cute in that outft! But I think I make a pass on the food!
ReplyDeleteDear Madame Berg,
ReplyDeleteWhat an unholy howl this post was. I laughed and laughed. Your 1970s experimental cooking archaeology group sounds neat too, and the dish in question perfectly dreadful. How on earth could you eat that twice?
Your post was such fun that I've written about it on my blog this morning.
Very best,
Natalie in KY USA
Comtesse Olympe: I'm always happy to make others laugh. You're very welcome!
ReplyDeleteFelicia: It's by Maria Elzberg. Search for Elzberg on this page and you'll be able to view it in full: http://rara.ub.umu.se/bookview/ipac/booklist.jsp . I'll add a link to the original post too, thanks for reminding me.
Isis: Thank you :)So does that mean you're not coming for dinner?
Natalie: I'm so glad you enjoyed my... experiments!And thanks for the shout-out - I feel so proud!
Well, we happened to make that awful cabbage twice because it was voted "best worst dish" by our readers, so we made it for our 1-year anniversary.
Oh that was SO funny! Seeing the cabbage floating in the water it looked like a big fat alien! The toothpicks look a bit like eyes and the slit like a mouth. Hilarious! You are all VERY brave!!
ReplyDeleteOooh, I see it now! Perhaps I should be glad that I lived to tell the tale..?
ReplyDeleteI might, if you tell me exactly what you are serving... ;)
ReplyDeleteHar jag missat din nya outfit? Hur gick det till? Nu känns det som om jag befunnit mig på en annan planet!
ReplyDeleteNåväl, du är väldigt söt i dina kläder. Jackan (koftan?) gillar jag speciellt, för den har en så ljuvlig blå färg.
Usch, kokt kål... Rå kål går ann, men kokt. Läskig ser den ut också. Men du är väldigt modig som vågar prova dessa recept! *Ger dig en applåd.* Köttfärsbiffarna tycker jag dock har potential, fast kanske hellre stekta än kokade.